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James Bond was at a bar chatting up a beautiful woman. The woman notices Bond keeps looking at his watch.
"Are you running late?" she asks.
Bond replies, "No. This is a special watch that communicates with me telepathically."
"Oh really? What is it telling you?" the woman asks.
Bond replies, "It says you're not wearing any undergarments."
The woman laughs: "Ha! Your watch is broken Mr. Bond. For your information I AM wearing undergarments."
Bond smirks and taps the watch: "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
